I've learned that those childproof caps on medicine bottles are NOT....and can be gotten into in the small amount of time it takes you to change another child's diaper.
I've learned that I can never, ever go to the bathroom again. Because when I do, this is what happens......
Yes, the television used to hang on this. I was assured it was safe, that they couldn't pull it off. I had already moved the coffee table used to reach said television, and the videotape that he was obviously trying to put in.
Bad News: TV is history
Good News: Alex seems to have missed getting hit when the tv fell, and the little girl I babysit was upstairs with me.
These are the things that make my hair white, my heart pound and my knees weak. I think I need a nap.